Funny Quotes

Bethany: "Our neighbor stole our rope."
James: " Yeah, he doesn't know the 10 commandments."

Mrs. McEwen:"What do you call instant pudding?"
Carolyn:"Pudding right now."

Bethany handed tamara a jar of beads...
Tamara:"Sweet!"
Bethany:"No they aren't sweet, they are beads!"

Joshua had just spilled a glass of juice, and tamara was refilling his cup...
Tamara"Do you want more or are you good?"
Joshua:"Well I am good holding this cup, and I am good at drinking out of a big cup..."

Charity tried to talk to Jon, but he ran away from her.
Charity:"I am so sad, I really want Jon to be my friend, but he is scared of me or something."
Casey:"Its your nose...Its too big"

Charity:"I have been getting eating habits off of our shipping crate box. It said use long forks, so I switched forks."

Here in Australia they call the last day of the meal tea. Benjamin and I went over to the Glovers...
Matt:"You can come it, we are just eating tea."
Benjamin:"How do you eat tea?"
Matt:"Good question....With a knife and a fork"

After we had finished eating salami (bologna) ...
Charity:"I'm so full of Bologna"