- You know how to argue by the time you're 2 years old.
- When you're upset with someone, you simply say their name in a disapprobing/disgusted way.
- You've actually eaten green eggs and ham.
- You carry your Bible in the box that it came in.
- Your scedule gets all messed up if you dont have Frideay night pizza and Saturday morning chocolate-chip pancakes with peanut butter and syrup
- Your birthday just isnt a birthday without monkey bread.
- Nearly every phrase reminds you of a song (and you start singing the song out loud)
- Thr front row of your church is often filled by you and your family.
- You're late to everything except for church.
- You're known by nearly all RP'ers as "Ed's kids"
- Pouring/spilling water/food on somone is a common accurance during dinner
- You're very easily entertained.
- Your disagreements often go something like this...
"Allen, you are wrong"
"No, Zachary you are wrong"
"Allen, no you are wrong"
"Zachary, No! Zachary you are wrong" etc
- While driving along in the car with your siblings, you enjoy loudly singing along to weird music and bobbing you heads back and forth in rythem with the music
- You've always Loved "Adventures in Odyssey" and often quote lines from them
- You're used to at least six people talking at once.
- One of your favorite things to do with people is tell them your life stories for hours and hours
- your big vacation of the summer is covfamikoi
- You start crying when you hear the words "look at your feet" and "put your hands on the bed"
- You think the shoulders on the side of the highway are for spanking kids.
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